July

yesiammclovin:

notyouraveragepornblog:

twelfth-prince:

polskagiest:

mangalho:

beinggayisokay:

I’m going to die.

A++++

LITERALLY HOW TO MAKE GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL

did the priest’s head just explode.

This makes me smile so hard every time

5 second films

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beinggayisokay:

Seems legit.

#gay #cuddle #foreveralone

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• Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
• Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
• Nurse: "So he's your...."
• Me: "Friend."
• Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
• Me: "11."
• Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
• Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
• Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
• Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
• Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
• Me: "Uh. 0."
• Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
• Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
• Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
• Me: "With homosexuality."
• Nurse:
• Me:
• Nurse:
• Me: "I fuck girls."

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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jaderimmell:

deepickl:

these never get old

LOOOOL the ball one hahaha

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pochamarama:

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